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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Back in the saddle, baby!

Hey sports fans,

Sorry I haven't updated the blog in a while. Those neurological tests and frontal lobotomies can really take it out of you. Speaking of things being taken out, where was Gaymon on Sunday? That's right, nailed to the pine whilst I put on yet another trademarked display of offensive excellence.

So fuck Huard and his 11TDs. He didn't hasn't got anything on me. My numbers this season are a testament to efficiency. I didn't pass much in the first half because the gameplan (well, my superior to Coach Edwards' gamplan) was to scare the Raiders. Yeah, I could have torched them for 700 yards and 10 TD's just to show the world I was back, but I was making them respect the run. But when it came to the crunch, I knew Larry Johnson couldn't get the job done when it mattered and bought out the big guns. Or my arms as they're known down here in KC.

So, the Raiders went down. Obviously the scoreline doesn't reflect the dominance the Chiefs, led by me and not "Mr Touchdown" Damon Huard extolled in that game, but we're still alive in the play-off hunt. Thanks to me.

Speaking of thanks, my arch-nemesises...sess...sese...those pricks the Broncos are next on the hitlist for your man Trent Green. Having seen the laughable Chargers (beaten by Damon "Career Backup" Huard no less!) best them, I can sense a career day beckoning. I haven't felt this good since training camp in 1999.

Happy Thanksgiving kids!

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